Episode 35 - Tell Me When To Go

The dudes pitch a new TV show, swindle blind people for their unused eyes, plot to destroy rednecks and Brandon confronts Ed for doing pilates.  Dale Earnhardt would have made one hell of a Vans spokesman, being Off the Wall and all, but unfortunately god needed a Sunday driver.http://www.tumblr.com/new/audio

Episode 34 - What Else Do You Do With a Dead Redneck?

Ed and Brandon talk dognapping, political correctness, hipster mumbo jumbo, drunkenly recap the Presidential Debate and Brandon rejoices over the death of one of his former foes. Not Your Average Podcast maintains that it is bear and cub friendly.

Episode 34 - What Else Do You Do With a Dead Redneck?

Ed and Brandon talk dognapping, political correctness, hipster mumbo jumbo, drunkenly recap the Presidential Debate and Brandon rejoices over the death of one of his former foes.  Not Your Average Podcast maintains that it is bear and cub friendly.

Episode 33 - Pizza Tits

The dudes talk replacement refs, stuffing gay porn into cars, killing Gilbert Gottfried in order to steal his life, discriminating against juggalos, growing up to be just like Robert Downey Jr and crossing the fine line of feeling more important than you actually are.

Salute to the 41 countries that fucks with Not Your Average Podcast (Taken with Instagram)

Salute to the 41 countries that fucks with Not Your Average Podcast (Taken with Instagram)

Episode 32 - 24 Hours to Live

The dudes discuss crappy television, white people ruining things for everyone else, make diabetes easier to deal with and take on the burden of knowing when you’re going to die.  If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?

 

Episode 31 - The Skidmark Skirmish

The dudes try to recognize sleeper agents, task each other with breaking the news to their future children that their father is dead, grow old enough to realize that dreams don’t come true and become misers, Do bad things just to see if you can get away with it because one day we’ll all end up like Clint Eastwood.

Episode 29 - Because Wayne Gretzky’s Not Black

The dudes name Wayne Gretzky ambassador of planet Earth, plot to become paranormal psychics, preview Nelson Mandela’s acting career and figure out which Lost character they would be.  Warning: animal and midget hoarding may ensue.

Will everyone that sees this please report this piece of shit @twinnn305 for tattooing his dogs. Threaten me for tagging you, pussy, I live in Orlando. Where you at? (Taken with Instagram)

Will everyone that sees this please report this piece of shit @twinnn305 for tattooing his dogs. Threaten me for tagging you, pussy, I live in Orlando. Where you at? (Taken with Instagram)